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DIEHARD
14-05-08, 06:40 PM
Oh not you too Tatsman!
OMG we have a major rodent infestation around here. REAL BAD! :mad:
Coaster
14-05-08, 07:55 PM
because most people here have chosen to move here where you True Morron Supporters didn't have a choice :rolf:
So if you choose to wear a dress does that make you a lady?
FFS, I dont blame you mexican scum for moving up here, i mean lets face let, the BS taxes , yellow beaches, and being the gay capital of the world, is a bloody good reason to move away from NSW.
But dont think about changing the GC to your side, instead we Qlders should be thinking about changing the new underpass into a wall, and man it with guns.
BRING ON THE SOO.
I to love this time of year
Dragons
14-05-08, 08:05 PM
So if you choose to wear a dress does that make you a lady?
FFS, I dont blame you mexican scum for moving up here, i mean lets face let, the BS taxes , yellow beaches, and being the gay capital of the world, is a bloody good reason to move away from NSW.
But dont think about changing the GC to your side, instead we Qlders should be thinking about changing the new underpass into a wall, and man it with guns.
BRING ON THE SOO.
I to love this time of year
My missus is a QLD'er and she love me more then the Morons. I love my Blues more then her.
TITAN PETE
14-05-08, 08:12 PM
So if you choose to wear a dress does that make you a lady?
Are you talking from experience & if so what size dress do you wear :p
Coaster
14-05-08, 08:34 PM
Are you talking from experience & if so what size dress do you wear :p
Ask your mum, it is hers
Coaster
14-05-08, 08:35 PM
My missus is a QLD'er and she love me more then the Morons. I love my Blues more then her.
LOL hope she doesnt read these boards
DIEHARD
14-05-08, 08:39 PM
Great to see Coaster is on the right team!
We all got some top notch dirt on Dragons to blackmail him with now too!
TITAN PETE
14-05-08, 08:43 PM
Ask your mum, it is hers
I would need to perform a Seance :clap:
Coaster
14-05-08, 08:53 PM
I would need to perform a Seance :clap:
you a spray painter by chance?
TITAN PETE
14-05-08, 09:32 PM
you a spray painter by chance?
I hire & fire them but i do own a spray booth
goldcoastitans
16-05-08, 10:21 AM
Q U E E N S L A N D E R ! ! ! !
quins rl
17-05-08, 05:04 PM
COME ON THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!
Dragons
17-05-08, 06:45 PM
Great to see Coaster is on the right team!
We all got some top notch dirt on Dragons to blackmail him with now too!
You didn't see me write it.... or say it.... or even talk about it, so eat my shorts :eyebrows:
Well nearly nearly nearly there......
Now Scotty, I m really sorry for you that you arent in the QLD team but for me....... a true blue roach..... I m thrilled. I think maybe the Queensland selectors may even be a couple of blues supportes in disguise.
So again Scotty... I m sorry........ BUT
GO THE BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!
DIEHARD
19-05-08, 05:21 PM
Honestly all these Blues need to move back over the border. What a bunch of hypocrites!
TITAN PETE
19-05-08, 07:11 PM
Honestly all these Blues need to move back over the border. What a bunch of hypocrites!
Are you talking about the Blues supporters or players like Ingliss :eyebrows:
Honestly all these Blues need to move back over the border. What a bunch of hypocrites!
how are we hyporcitical?
ive lost count at how many morons have said they hope they lose just to prove the selectors wrong........
Go the Blues!!!!!
titanstattman
19-05-08, 07:24 PM
how are we hyporcitical?
ive lost count at how many morons have said they hope they lose just to prove the selectors wrong........
Go the Blues!!!!!
thats right up the mighty might BLUESSSSSSS
Are you talking about the Blues supporters or players like Ingliss :eyebrows:
Come on Pete, that's a bit low.
They're running out of Kiwis to select, they had to get players from somewhere!
Come on Pete, that's a bit low.
They're running out of Kiwis to select, they had to get players from somewhere!
hahahahahahahahahah
Maybe ask Adrian Lam if there are any more PNG players they can nick as well
My missus is a QLD'er and she love me more then the Morons. I love my Blues more then her.
Clearly there's only one true moron for her ;)
And we've heard about that type of man-love down in old Sydney town! :ugh:
kwigibo
19-05-08, 09:05 PM
And we've heard about that type of man-love down in old Sydney town! :ugh:
Light in the blue, light in the loafers, right?
Dragons
19-05-08, 09:49 PM
Clearly there's only one true moron for her ;)
And we've heard about that type of man-love down in old Sydney town! :ugh:
Wow! we know the Queenslanders are slow but that took you five days to get back to me on that one mate. :zzzz:
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 11:45 AM
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Edward, "He plays football for NSW State of Origin side, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Edward, "He plays Rugby League for the QLD State of Origin side, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
sorry, just had to fix a few errors........
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 12:01 PM
Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 12:02 PM
sorry, just had to fix a few errors........
hahaha nice ....but i prefer the first one more
GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS
You Put A Large Condom On A Big Co Ck, You Put A Medium Condom On A Medium Co Ck...what Do You Put On A Soft Co Ck?
A Maroons Jersey!!!!!!!
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 12:10 PM
hahahaha now we all know u changes that one from NSW Jersey to QLD
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 12:11 PM
Q. How many NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb.
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer QLD fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
.......
Q. What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
........
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the QLD fan - twice.
........
Woman:
"Doctor, Doctor, my vagina keeps shouting, "Go QLD!" over and over again and it won't stop.
Doctor:
"Yes, there has been a lot of ****s saying that lately"
........
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead QLD fan on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog...
goldcoastitans
20-05-08, 12:32 PM
hahaha i knew you would use that one
kwigibo
20-05-08, 02:26 PM
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead QLD fan on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog...
See this one doesn't even insult QLD fans, it just speaks to the homicidal pathology of Blues fans. Which as much as Paul Gallen might argue otherwise, is not an important quality to have at a footy game.
See this one doesn't even insult QLD fans, it just speaks to the homicidal pathology of Blues fans. Which as much as Paul Gallen might argue otherwise, is not an important quality to have at a footy game.
carl webb much?
:cry:
stop ya sooking and enjoy the game tonight..............
GO THE BLUES!!!!! :fist: :salute:
curly_11
21-05-08, 12:27 PM
QUEENSLANDER!!!
GOING TO KICK SOME NSW ASS!!!
:fight: :fight: :fight:
DIEHARD
21-05-08, 02:10 PM
We'll see who is laughing tonight. (Us)
Can't wait!
CARN THE BLUES
Ive got $100 on the blues and another $100 on Gallen and Webb to have a stink :fight: :fight: :fight:
We'll see who is laughing tonight. (Us)
Can't wait!
Too right DIEHARD!
We're not laughing with you, Blues supporters, we're laughing at you! :laugh:
Wow! we know the Queenslanders are slow but that took you five days to get back to me on that one mate. :zzzz:
Yeah, I typed it slow because I know you can't read very fast. :dizzy:
Dragons
22-05-08, 08:15 AM
QUEENSLANDER!!!
GOING TO KICK SOME NSW ASS!!!
:fight: :fight: :fight:
QUINNSLANDER
Who going to kick butt :thumbsup:
QUINNSLANDER
I like that. Nice one.:p
We'll see who is laughing tonight. (Us)
Can't wait!
ohhhhh ... yes its me.... still laughing :D
espltd301
27-02-09, 01:30 PM
QUEENSLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D Sorry Blues but while Big Mal's in charge its only going to be a one way street :D
DIEHARD
27-02-09, 05:40 PM
It'll be great going back to back to back to back.
Coaster
27-02-09, 06:58 PM
Loving the fact we have a few Nsw born players playing for QLD now, maybe you pack of sods will understand the hate we have for you now, after the 15 years leading up to that first game in 1980
Hope we destroy you for another 5 years.
Travelling Titan
28-02-09, 12:35 AM
QUEENSLAND FOR LIFE
Evan though im born in Nsw I have always supported Qld my Whole entire life and always will until the day i dye......
GO THE MIGHTY QLD AND GO THE MIGHTY TITANS
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